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Total Medals Earned: 1,000 (From 164 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 15,320 Points

Discount Mayonnaise

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/335 points)

Baby Steps 10 Points

Beat the first world

Deformed Cactus 5 Points

It's a secret!

Skeleton Suit 5 Points

Don't tell anyone!

Dedicated 10 Points

Kill everyone in level 7

Deep Fried 10 Points

Beat the second world

Found a Bug 10 Points

Beat the third world

Saved by the Elevator 10 Points

Barely reach the exit

Amateur Surgeon 25 Points

Beat the boss

Armed to the Teeh 25 Points

Own every gun

Playing With Fire 25 Points

Stay close to the worm

I'M THE KING 50 Points

Buy the SUPERTHING

Moneymaker 50 Points

Collect all the coins

I'M THE BOSS 100 Points

Beat the worm levels and secret level without using the acid-walk boots

DN8

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Don't Escape

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)

A Slaughter 5 Points

At least you've tried...

A Massacre 10 Points

You've saved some lives.

A Night of Terror 25 Points

With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.

A Frightful Night 50 Points

You've saved almost everyone

A Calm Night 100 Points

You've survived the night without hurting anyone!

Don't Escape 2

Medals Earned: 5/6 (100/110 points)

The Survivor 5 Points

Complete the game and survive.

The Governor 10 Points

You are even worse than the undead...

The Merciful 10 Points

Make sure Bill passes away calmly.

The Savior 25 Points

Survive and save two of your friends.

The Lone Wolf 50 Points

Survive without getting any friends.

The Shadow 10 Points

Complete the game without firing a single shot.

Don't Escape 3

Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/140 points)

Spaced 5 Points

That's an easy way out.

Escape Pod 10 Points

Escape the UEFS Horizon.

Decontamination 25 Points

Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.

The Truth 25 Points

Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.

Lost In Space 50 Points

Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.

Hull Breach 25 Points

Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.

Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dr Vile- The Greater Good

Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)

Homewrecker! 10 Points

Destroy all the objects in a house.

All the Metal! 25 Points

Gather all the Metal needed for the Death Ray.

All the Wood! 25 Points

Gather all the Wood needed for the Death Ray.

All the Circuits! 25 Points

Gather all the Circuits needed for the Death Ray.

All the Coil! 25 Points

Gather all the Coil needed for the Death Ray.

Death Ray Complete! 50 Points

Beat the game!

Untouchable! 100 Points

Beat the game without getting hit!

Effective Attack

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)

Fresh Meat 5 Points

Checking out the game.

Second Lieutenant 5 Points

Reaching area 5

Captain 10 Points

Reaching area 15

First Lieutenant 10 Points

Reaching level 10

Colonel 25 Points

Playing the game for 10 minutes.

Major 25 Points

Reaching area 20

General 50 Points

Playing the game for 20 minutes

Major General 100 Points

Playing the game for 30 minutes.

Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 26/44 (305/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!